Comments on: The Pork Death Rays Will Kill You! http://www.wryandginger.com/humour/the-pork-death-rays-will-kill-you Sat, 04 Feb 2012 19:35:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Cheryl http://www.wryandginger.com/humour/the-pork-death-rays-will-kill-you#comment-66 Cheryl Fri, 09 Jul 2010 19:20:08 +0000 http://wryandginger.wordpress.com/?p=237#comment-66 Well now it just sounds wrong. Well now it just sounds wrong.

]]> By: cha0tic http://www.wryandginger.com/humour/the-pork-death-rays-will-kill-you#comment-65 cha0tic Fri, 09 Jul 2010 19:08:12 +0000 http://wryandginger.wordpress.com/?p=237#comment-65 Can we play lick the chop in the Autumn? Can we play lick the chop in the Autumn?

]]> By: Cheryl http://www.wryandginger.com/humour/the-pork-death-rays-will-kill-you#comment-64 Cheryl Fri, 09 Jul 2010 18:56:00 +0000 http://wryandginger.wordpress.com/?p=237#comment-64 So it's quantity of deaths over actual peril to your health on contact? In one hand I have a raw pork shop, in the other, a vial of plutonium. Which would you rather I hurl in your face?? So it’s quantity of deaths over actual peril to your health on contact?

In one hand I have a raw pork shop, in the other, a vial of plutonium. Which would you rather I hurl in your face??

]]> By: Greg P http://www.wryandginger.com/humour/the-pork-death-rays-will-kill-you#comment-63 Greg P Fri, 09 Jul 2010 18:51:36 +0000 http://wryandginger.wordpress.com/?p=237#comment-63 Yeah, I dunno. The Cold in the Kidneys thing must have been ingrained in them in middle school or something. Grams: "But why do I have to drink this Cod Liver Oil" Teacher Response: "Well Anna, like all normal children your age, you sat on the ground outside and now this is the only thing that will save you from dying a horrible, painful death caused by Cold In Your Kidneys". Also, if you look up stats on number of deaths caused by Trichinosis, Salmonella and Radiation Poisoning - I am pretty sure we will find that radioactive goods (outside certain Russian states) aren't that big a risk. Yeah, I dunno. The Cold in the Kidneys thing must have been ingrained in them in middle school or something.

Grams: “But why do I have to drink this Cod Liver Oil”

Teacher Response: “Well Anna, like all normal children your age, you sat on the ground outside and now this is the only thing that will save you from dying a horrible, painful death caused by Cold In Your Kidneys”.

Also, if you look up stats on number of deaths caused by Trichinosis, Salmonella and Radiation Poisoning – I am pretty sure we will find that radioactive goods (outside certain Russian states) aren’t that big a risk.

]]> By: HUBLEY http://www.wryandginger.com/humour/the-pork-death-rays-will-kill-you#comment-62 HUBLEY Thu, 08 Jul 2010 13:56:31 +0000 http://wryandginger.wordpress.com/?p=237#comment-62 The picture is kind of perfect. Also, I'm a little more scared of battery acid than pork. mmm, pork. The picture is kind of perfect.

Also, I’m a little more scared of battery acid than pork. mmm, pork.

]]> By: Cheryl http://www.wryandginger.com/humour/the-pork-death-rays-will-kill-you#comment-61 Cheryl Thu, 08 Jul 2010 13:13:03 +0000 http://wryandginger.wordpress.com/?p=237#comment-61 1. Plutonium? 2. What is it with that generation and the kidneys? 3. She is so right. 1. Plutonium?
2. What is it with that generation and the kidneys?
3. She is so right.

]]> By: Greg P http://www.wryandginger.com/humour/the-pork-death-rays-will-kill-you#comment-60 Greg P Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:57:18 +0000 http://wryandginger.wordpress.com/?p=237#comment-60 For the record - there was a giant spider at her house that day and it terrified her. My grandmother was a home-ec teacher. Three lessons in life I got from that: 1. Uncooked pork is the deadliest substance on earth (uncooked chicken only mildly less deadly) 2. Never sit on the ground or you will die of cold in your kidneys (actually I completely disregard this and my kidneys appear to be fine) 3. Mix dry with dry and wet with wet or your baking will never turn out For the record – there was a giant spider at her house that day and it terrified her.

My grandmother was a home-ec teacher. Three lessons in life I got from that:

1. Uncooked pork is the deadliest substance on earth (uncooked chicken only mildly less deadly)
2. Never sit on the ground or you will die of cold in your kidneys (actually I completely disregard this and my kidneys appear to be fine)
3. Mix dry with dry and wet with wet or your baking will never turn out

]]> By: Cheryl http://www.wryandginger.com/humour/the-pork-death-rays-will-kill-you#comment-59 Cheryl Thu, 08 Jul 2010 12:29:44 +0000 http://wryandginger.wordpress.com/?p=237#comment-59 Dear Oinks - I will test this chicken theory out at our next cooking party by hurling a raw, room temperature cutlet at him. Stand by for the report. Rob - yes they should. I deserve a little fame. Dear Oinks – I will test this chicken theory out at our next cooking party by hurling a raw, room temperature cutlet at him. Stand by for the report.

Rob – yes they should. I deserve a little fame.

]]> By: Rob http://www.wryandginger.com/humour/the-pork-death-rays-will-kill-you#comment-58 Rob Thu, 08 Jul 2010 11:39:14 +0000 http://wryandginger.wordpress.com/?p=237#comment-58 Every meat counter in the country should have that doodle hung by the hand-wash station. Every meat counter in the country should have that doodle hung by the hand-wash station.

]]> By: Oink http://www.wryandginger.com/humour/the-pork-death-rays-will-kill-you#comment-57 Oink Thu, 08 Jul 2010 08:27:48 +0000 http://wryandginger.wordpress.com/?p=237#comment-57 Lick the chop? That's hilarious. As are pork death rays. If he's that scared of pork, he must be terrified of uncooked chicken! Lick the chop? That’s hilarious. As are pork death rays. If he’s that scared of pork, he must be terrified of uncooked chicken!

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