Comments on: The light and the dark. http://www.wryandginger.com/humour/light-dark Sat, 04 Feb 2012 19:35:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Chuck Fromme http://www.wryandginger.com/humour/light-dark#comment-2636 Chuck Fromme Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:14:18 +0000 http://www.wryandginger.com/?p=281#comment-2636 Hi, I don't know where else to leave this, so here it is. I purchased your fabulous parking cards, at a store in Forest Park, Il, and I have to say, I've been sharing them with a quantity of inept douchebags since the day of purchase. The nice part is, if the person learns something, the cards are laminated, so they can, in turn, share with other socially inept. Ah, cycle of life, the stuff of dreams...anyhow, to the story. I was parking in a Home Depot, (building supplies, talentless employees, etc.), when much to my dismay, I discovered someone not helping with the societal burden of parking correctly. Quickly, I reached into a pocket, and whipped out a bunny parking card, dexterously, placing it on the drivers side window. He was parked half in a handicapped spot, and half in a regular spot, with a ginormous truck, that he was clearly not qualified to operate. So, feeling pretty good about myself, I went in the store, and completed my purchase. Little did I know, the treat I was going to get, walking out to my car. Picture if you will, a little angry bridge troll of a man, huffing and cursing, looking frantically around for someone, to vent to. Troll,"Son of a, WHO, GRRRRRR" Me,"What's up bud." Troll, "Someone put this godd¥£€, card on my Fu$#%<€, truck!" He hands me the card, and I pretend to read it seriously for a second, I then look at the truck, the handicapped sign, and finally him, I hand him back the card and say.. Me, "Yup, seems about right." As I'm walking away, he starts a tirade, cursing me out, stomping his feet, and is seething over with indignation, that anyone would call him out, on his shitty parking. It was, to me, hilarious, I laughed so hard I thought a little pee was going to come out. Thanks for helping those of us, who try to be socially conscientious, help our less aware friends, to become more aware, that yes, they are not the glowing center of the universe, they thought they were... By the way, the card simply read, Look at the fuzzy bunny! Oh, you already were...well that explains how you managed to park like shit here. Please feel free to move this post wherever you feel it would do the most good for sales, cause, I like me some Wry & Ginger! Thanks, Chuck Me," Hi,
I don’t know where else to leave this, so here it is. I purchased your fabulous parking cards, at a store in Forest Park, Il, and I have to say, I’ve been sharing them with a quantity of inept douchebags since the day of purchase. The nice part is, if the person learns something, the cards are laminated, so they can, in turn, share with other socially inept. Ah, cycle of life, the stuff of dreams…anyhow, to the story.
I was parking in a Home Depot, (building supplies, talentless employees, etc.), when much to my dismay, I discovered someone not helping with the societal burden of parking correctly. Quickly, I reached into a pocket, and whipped out a bunny parking card, dexterously, placing it on the drivers side window. He was parked half in a handicapped spot, and half in a regular spot, with a ginormous truck, that he was clearly not qualified to operate. So, feeling pretty good about myself, I went in the store, and completed my purchase. Little did I know, the treat I was going to get, walking out to my car. Picture if you will, a little angry bridge troll of a man, huffing and cursing, looking frantically around for someone, to vent to.
Troll,”Son of a, WHO, GRRRRRR”
Me,”What’s up bud.”
Troll, “Someone put this godd¥£€, card on my Fu$#%<€, truck!"
He hands me the card, and I pretend to read it seriously for a second, I then look at the truck, the handicapped sign, and finally him, I hand him back the card and say..
Me, "Yup, seems about right."
As I'm walking away, he starts a tirade, cursing me out, stomping his feet, and is seething over with indignation, that anyone would call him out, on his shitty parking.
It was, to me, hilarious, I laughed so hard I thought a little pee was going to come out. Thanks for helping those of us, who try to be socially conscientious, help our less aware friends, to become more aware, that yes, they are not the glowing center of the universe, they thought they were…
By the way, the card simply read, Look at the fuzzy bunny! Oh, you already were…well that explains how you managed to park like shit here.
Please feel free to move this post wherever you feel it would do the most good for sales, cause, I like me some Wry & Ginger!
Thanks,
Chuck
Me,"

]]> By: Cheryl Cook http://www.wryandginger.com/humour/light-dark#comment-75 Cheryl Cook Mon, 26 Jul 2010 03:18:03 +0000 http://www.wryandginger.com/?p=281#comment-75 Too kind. Too kind.

]]> By: shelagh http://www.wryandginger.com/humour/light-dark#comment-74 shelagh Sat, 24 Jul 2010 13:23:14 +0000 http://www.wryandginger.com/?p=281#comment-74 New look is great! Now I will let you recuperate in peace. New look is great!
Now I will let you recuperate in peace.

]]> By: Cheryl Cook http://www.wryandginger.com/humour/light-dark#comment-73 Cheryl Cook Sat, 24 Jul 2010 03:41:55 +0000 http://www.wryandginger.com/?p=281#comment-73 It takes a seller to know a seller. Now go..go tell the tale of the blog wixt made thee inhale. It takes a seller to know a seller.

Now go..go tell the tale of the blog wixt made thee inhale.

]]> By: CrowBiz http://www.wryandginger.com/humour/light-dark#comment-72 CrowBiz Fri, 23 Jul 2010 23:51:37 +0000 http://www.wryandginger.com/?p=281#comment-72 That's was so...so... BEAUTIFUL.... !!! (sharp inhale) I'll be OK in a sec. That’s was so…so… BEAUTIFUL…. !!!
(sharp inhale)
I’ll be OK in a sec.

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