The light and the dark.
23 Jul
The laminated mini notes for bad parking are some of the most popular items in the shop, so I went ahead and made a few new sets. One features hilarious cute little bunnies saying the darnedest things; the other has greasy sewer rats giving bad parkers what for.
Eeeee! Cute bunnies!
Why did I make these? Well that’s the sort of woman I am…a woman with nothing better to do with her spare time than sit at her computer, quietly trying to squeeze out one more ounce of funny from her pores. Pores that are clogged with flop-sweat from having to be ‘on’ for you people 24/7.
Do you think I am funny all the time? Do you not imagine that I am a sensitive being? That maybe sometimes I like to sit quietly in the forest and contemplate how small we all really are? But I don’t sit quietly in a forest. I sit at my shitty laptop, shouting out half-assed punchlines and clawing at my throat, feeling like I am suffocating out of sheer frustration.
That’s MY LIFE people. And it’s the way it is because of you. You, who never stop to imagine what it’s like to be a one-woman squirrel factory…shoving funny little furry fuckers out of my system like I am some sort of rodent who passes a litter every 35 days, give or take. Like I just scurry into your attic and squeeze out a pack of new babies because YOU ARE TIRED OF THE SAME OLD CARDS. MAYBE I WANT TO STOP HAVING SO MANY BABIES! MAYBE I WANT A CAREER! Maybe I just want to crawl into my closet for a while and cry the hot, salty tears of a clown. Maybe your desperate, clingy neediness has finally broken me.
Leave me. Just leave me.
PS – Don’t forget to check out the custom packs of mini notes!
That’s was so…so… BEAUTIFUL…. !!!
(sharp inhale)
I’ll be OK in a sec.
It takes a seller to know a seller.
Now go..go tell the tale of the blog wixt made thee inhale.
New look is great!
Now I will let you recuperate in peace.
Too kind.