Is that a peanut in your cheek or are you just glad to see me?
It’s time for a new series of Real Housewives – this time set in Vancouver! It’s no secret that I love to watch the Housewives, but I really think the network has outdone themselves with this show. The ladies are all larger than life…especially in the face. I kid you not! It looks like doctors in Vancouver are resorting to facial inflation using the pumps down at the local tire shop.
You may think I am exaggerating, so let me show you a couple.
First we have Ronnie.
A few years and a few more fill ups and I would be surprised if she can see over those cheek implants.
Then we have Mary…
Tip: cheeks are not supposed to have hard angles.
But it gets worse! Here’s the youngest Housewife:
They say her doctor makes her come in through the back door so as not to frighten the other SUV pilots awaiting their thrice yearly facial pumping.
Facial pumping? Did I just say that?
But I kid! I love these ladies. Here’s a little preview – coming in April!
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